Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 12, 1892 by Various
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to fetch and carry,
And not to pass opinions in the presence of the Vet. But he _does_ look dicky, Mister; I've tried bolus, I've tried blister, But I haven't got him up to his old form by chalks, Sir, _yet_! _Vet._ (_dubiously_). You're a bit new at the "biz.," lad, and I tell you what it is, lad,-- These thoroughbreds aren't managed like a dray-horse, don'tcher know. They want very careful feeding, and Sangrado purge or bleeding Won't suit our modern strain--of man _or_ horse. Steady, lad! Woa! [_Examines him._ _Groom_ (_rather sulkily_). Well, Sir, what do you make it? _Vet._ Off his feed? _Groom_. Well, he don't take it. Not voracious, so to speak, Sir, as he do when cherry ripe. _Vet._ Ah-h-h! May want a change of diet. Eye is neither bright _nor_ quiet, And his coat seems dull and roughish, though he's sound in pulse and pipe. _Stable-help_. Don't take kindly to his fodder, and, what _I_ thinks even odder, With a temper like a hangel, gits a bit inclined to kick. Landed _'Art Dyke_ a fair wunner! |
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