"TO HAVE AND TO HOLD."

Big promises and Party scoldings
Won't cure "Small Savings" by "Small Holdings."

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THE MARVELS OF MODERN SCIENCE.

SCENE--_Interior of Small Box containing telephone with book
of addresses. Enter hurriedly_ Impatient Subscriber.

_Impatient Subscriber_ (_turning over leaves of address-book_).
Of course I can't find it! Ah! here it is! 142086. (_Rings bell
of telephone, and listens with receivers to his ear._) Now I have
forgotten it! (_Puts back receivers on rests, and refers again to
book. Telephone bell rings in answer. He hurries back and calls._)
One hundred and forty-two nought eighty-six.

_First Voice_ (_from telephone_). One hundred and forty-two?

_Imp. Sub._ Yes, and nought eighty-six.

_First Voice_. Which do you want?

_Imp. Sub._ Why, both.

_First Voice_. You can't. Must have one at a time.

_Imp. Sub._ It's only one. One four two nought eight six.