George Du Maurier, the Satirist of the Victorians by T. Martin Wood
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_Professor_. "No, no, not _always_, Mrs. Bright. At _most_ houses I
positively have to drag her away!" "Truths that might have been left unspoken": _Hostess_. "What? haven't you brought your sisters, Mr. Jones?" _Mr. Jones_. "No, they couldn't come, Mrs. Smith. The fact is, they're saving themselves for Mrs. Brown's Dance to-morrow, you know!" (_January_ 9, 1886). Under the heading "Feline Amenities": _Fair Hostess_ (to Mrs. Masham, who is looking her very best). "How-dy-do, dear? I hope you're not so tired as you look!" _Sympathetic Lady Guest_. "Don't be unhappy about the rain, dear Mrs. Bounderson--it will soon be over, and your garden will be lovelier than ever." _Little Mrs. Goldmore Bounderson_ (who is giving her first Garden Party). "Yes; but I'm afraid it will keep my most desirable guests from coming!" This last duologue is pure du Maurier. It is subtle. "Feline Amenities" again: "How kind of you to call--I'm sorry to have kept you waiting!" |
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