Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, February 7, 1917 by Various
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Pray you, let me not be saddled
With a single "clear" or addled. See! the temperature is steady. Now then, Goddess, _are you ready?_ Hear me, Goddess, next invoking You to keep the lamp from smoking, And, the plea so humbly voiced, you're _Sure_ to regulate the moisture? Oh, Lucina, 'twill be ripping When we hear the eggs all pipping! When no chick the shell encumbers, Goddess, hear their tuneful numbers! Then, O patroness of hatches, We will try some further batches. Goddess, hear me!--oh, incline a Gracious ear to me, Lucina! * * * * * "MATRIMONY.--Two young, respectable fellows wish to meet two respectable young girls, between the ages of 20 and 30, view above.--T.S.R. and E.C.P., Clematis P.O., Paradise."--_Melbourne Argus._ If marriages are made in heaven these respectable young fellows have selected a really promising postal address. * * * * * |
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