a martial noise, so _au revoir._

Thine,
PETER.

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[Illustration: DISTRACTIONS OF CAMP LIFE.

_Tommy_ (_by roadside_). "OUT ON THE SPREE AGAIN? GOING TO THE PICTURES?"

_Highlander_. "NO. WE'RE AWA' TO SEE YOUR LOT CHANGE GUARD."]

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"_The Motor Cycle_ says over 165,000 magnates have been made in Britain
for war purposes."--_Provincial Paper_.

And the New Year Honours List (political services) has yet to appear.

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"We owed all this more to our splendid navy and its silent virgil than
to anything else."--_Provincial Paper_.

We suppose the CENSOR won't let him narrate the epic exploits of the Fleet,
but he might have allowed him a capital initial.

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