Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, February 7, 1917 by Various
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perhaps we'll meet one. Dash this War anyhow. (_He said, as a matter of
fact, "damn," but I am getting so tired of that word, in print that I shall employ alternatives every time. Someone really must institute a close season for "damns" or they won't any longer be funny on the stage; and, since to laugh in theatres has become a national duty, that, in the present state of the wit market, would be privation indeed._) _I_ (_submerged by brain wave_). Perhaps we'll meet one. _He._ Keep a sharp look out, won't you? I 've got to be there by half-past one, and I hate to be late. _I._ Those tailors you were asking me about--I think you'll find them very decent people. They---- _He_ (_excitedly_). Here comes one. Hi! Hi! [_A taxi, obviously full of people, approaches and passes, the driver casting a pitying glance at my poor signalling friend._ _He._ I thought it was free. _I._ The flag was down. _He._ I couldn't be sure. What were you saying? Sorry. _I._ Oh, only about those tailors. If you really want to change, you know, I could---- _He._ Do you mind walking a little faster? |
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