[_He leaps into the cab and I turn away wondering where I shall get
lunch._

_He_ (_shouting from window_). Let me know about those tailors some day; if
they're any good, you know.

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[Illustration: "ARE YE WOUNDED, TERENCE?"

"I AM THAT, MICHAEL; 'TIS IN THE FUT."

"BAD CESS TO THIM BODY-SHIELDS! I NIVER HAD MUCH FAITH IN THIM!"]

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"'The best people are still wearing their own clothes,' said Mr.
Williams."--_Star_.

With all respect, Mr. WILLIAMS, the best people are wearing the KING'S.

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"DONKEYS.--Wanted to purchase 100 reasonable. Apply M.S."
_Advt. in Colonial Paper_.

We have never met this kind of donkey ourselves, but we wish M.S. the best
of luck.