Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, March 21, 1917 by Various
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page 33 of 48 (68%)
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_The Sultan._ Do by all means. No--stop; you haven't given me any of the War news. I keep on asking for it, but nobody pays any attention to my requests. Honestly, I don't see much use in being a Sultan if one can't get anyone to do what one asks. _Enver._ Oh, you want to hear some War news, do you? Well, I may as well tell you now as later. Baghdad's gone. _The Sultan._ What--captured? _Enver._ Yes, the infernal English have got it. _The Sultan._ I knew it was bound to happen. I told you so only last Tuesday--at least, if it wasn't you it was somebody else. "Baghdad," I said, "is sure to be captured. The English are in great force, and if we don't watch it carefully they're sure to snatch it from us." That's what I said; but you wouldn't have it. You were all so cock-sure, and now where are you? _Enver._ Who can fight against treachery? _The Sultan._ Treachery? It's simply stupidity and incompetence. You and your KAISER keep patting one another on the back, and then one fine morning you wake up and discover that Baghdad has fallen. ENVER, you'll find it rather difficult to explain this to the people. They know my advice hasn't counted for anything in this; they'll put it all down to you; and you can't murder them all, as you murdered poor old NAZIM. _Enver._ Silence, or-- |
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