Perfect Behavior; a guide for ladies and gentlemen in all social crises by Donald Ogden Stewart
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Deadly Nightshade--"Pull down those blinds, quick!" Passion Flower--"Phone Main 1249--ask for Eddie." Raspberry--"I am announcing my engagement to Charlie O'Keefe Tuesday." Wild Thyme--"I have seats for the Hippodrome Saturday afternoon." The above flowers can also be combined to make different meanings, as, for example, a bouquet composed of three tuberoses and some Virginia creeper generally signifies the following, "The reason I didn't call for you yesterday was that I had three inner tube punctures, besides a lot of engine trouble in that old car I bought in Virginia last year. Gosh, I'm sorry!" But to return to the etiquette of our present courtship. As Miss Doe leaves the office you follow her, holding the potted plant in your left hand. After she has gone a few paces you step up to her, remove your hat (or cap) with your right hand, and offer her the geranium, remarking, "I beg your pardon, miss, but didn't you drop this?" A great deal depends upon the manner in which you offer the plant and the way she receives it. If you hand it to her with the flower pointing upward it means, "Dare I hope?" Reversed, it signifies, "Your petticoat shows about an inch, or an inch and a half." If she receives the plant in her right hand, it means, "I am"; left hand, "You are"; both hands--"He, she or it is." If, however, she takes the pot firmly in both hands and |
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