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Perfect Behavior; a guide for ladies and gentlemen in all social crises by Donald Ogden Stewart
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It is never correct for young people of either "sex" to push
older ladies in front of swiftly approaching motor vehicles or
street cars.

A young man, if run over by an automobile driven by a strange
lady, should lie perfectly still (unless dead) until an
introduction can be arranged; the person driving the car usually
speaks first.

An unmarried woman, if run into and knocked down by a taxicab
driven by someone in her own "set," usually says "Why the hell
don't you look where you're going?" to which the taxi driver,
removing his hat, replies "Why the hell don't YOU?"

A correct costume for gentlemen walking in the parks or streets
of a city, either before or after dark, consists of shoes (2),
socks (2), undergarments, trousers, shirt, necktie, collar, vest,
coat and hat. For pedestrians of the "opposite" sex the costume
is practically the same with the exception of the socks,
trousers, shirt, necktie, collar, vest and coat. However, many
women now affect "knickerbockers" and vice versa.

A young lady of good breeding, when walking alone, should not
talk or laugh in a loud boisterous manner. "Capers" (e. g.
climbing trees, etc.), while good exercise and undoubtedly
fashionable in certain "speedy" circles, are of questionable
taste for ladies, especially if indulged in to excess or while
walking with young gentlemen on the Sabbath. Sport is sport, and
no one loves a stiff game of "fives" or "rounders" more than I,
but the spectacle of a young unmarried lady and her escort
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