The Fine Lady's Airs (1709) by Thomas Baker
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the Accomplishment of both Sexes, and design to Visit, Game, Revel, dust
the Park, haunt the Theatres, and out-flutter e'er a Fop i'the Nation; and I know not why a Lady that has the best Estate i'the County shou'd n't represent 'em in Parliament. Mrs. _Lov._ But launching out too far, Madam, may draw Reflections on your Conduct, the English Ladies are more reserv'd than Foreigners. L. _Rod._ The English Ladies! Shall a Corner of _Europe_ teach me Decorums, that have travers'd the whole. The French Ladies admire my Gayety; the Italians are ravish'd with my Grandeur, and if the English Ladies do blame my Conduct, who values the Censure of a little Island.-- Oh! what Transports do I feel, to provoke the Eyes and Whispers of the Multitude,--Whose Equipage is that--My Lady _Rodomont_'s?--Whose Visiting-day is it--My Lady _Rodomont_'s?--Who bespoke the Play to Night-- My Lady _Rodomont_?--But when she's once marry'd--What "Gentlewoman's that with the great Belly--Sir _Marmaduke Mortgage_'s Wife, that's come to Town to buy Clouts, her Husband lost his Estate at Roly-poly.--She's mighty Big indeed, I'm afraid she'll ha' two. Unless one cou'd find out some Plant of a Husband, with Life and no Soul; a governable, drudging Creature, that wou'd love, honour and obey his Wife; and know so little of his own Prerogative, as to change his Name for her. Mrs. _Lov._ Really, Madam, I'm o' your Opinion, I'd have Petticoat- Government pass thro' the Nation; the Ladies shou'd possess the Estates, and make their Husbands a Jointure. L. _Rod._ While a Woman o' Fortune remains unmarry'd, she's a Petty-Queen; Lovers innumerable trace her Steps; each Coxcomb thinks to be the happy Man, and ev'ry were her Presence makes a Court--but when her Reason's once |
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