The Fine Lady's Airs (1709) by Thomas Baker
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page 52 of 111 (46%)
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Mrs. _Lov_. Good Sir _Harry_, what have you seen so loose in my Behaviour to attack me at this rate? Sir _Har_. Why, look you, Child, do'st thee consider what an Income two hundred a Year is; some Country Gentlemen han't more to make their Elder Sons Esquires, and raise Portions for eleven awkard Daughters. Besides, my Dear, thou art but a whiffling sort of a Pinnace, I have been proffer'd lovely, large, First Rate Ladies for half the Mony. There's _Winny Wag-tail_ in _Channel Row_, wou'd have left it to my Generosity; Mrs. _Tippet_ the Furrier's Wife in _Walbrook_ wou'd have taken five hundred Pound down, and _Sufan Sigh-fort_ the quaking Sempstress had n't the Assurance to ask me above the rent of her Shop.----I must tell you, Love, the Nation's over stock'd with Women, I can have a hundred and fifty Furbuloe Scarf-makers for as many Silver Thimbles; and but last Long Vacation, a very considerable Pleader offer'd me his two Daughters for Six and Eight Pence a Night. Mrs. _Lov_. Sir _Harry_, this Discourse suits not my Genius, I have a Fortune, tho' not thousands enough to keep me from that odious thing you'd tempt me to; therefore if you pursue this Humour any farther, I must acquaint my Lady with it. Sir _Har_. Why, then, Madam, do I most devoutly pray to _Venus_ there, and each kind Creature here, that the Men may avoid you, as if you had n't a Lure about you, that for madness you may turn Gam'ster, lose all your Fortune at Play, and then grow crooked for want of Mony to buy you a new Pair of Stayes. [_Exit._ Mrs. _Lov_. Was ever any thing so impudent! he's a charming Fellow tho', |
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