Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 5, 1892 by Various
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the L.C.C., the Masters of London, are to be chosen on Saturday, the 5th of
March, and will from that date remain in power for four years!" And then the Fairy showed him the possible future, explaining that it was in his hands to alter it. The vision she conjured up before him seemed intensely idiotic. Everything was to be done for nothing. There were to be free railways, free tramways, free bakeries, free butchers' shops, free ginger-beer manufactories, free clothiers, free hosiers, free boot-makers, free gas companies, free waterworks--in fact, everything was to be gratis. "But somebody must pay for it!" said JOHN SMITH, of London. "Why, of course," returned the Fairy, "and you are to be the paymaster. You will have to pay about five shillings in the pound as a commencement, with additional crowns to follow!" "But how am I to avoid this fate?" cried JOHN SMITH, in a tone of genuine alarm. "By voting for the Moderates, and doing your best to keep out the Progressives. And, mind, don't forget my warning." And then the Fairy disappeared. A few moments later, and poor JOHN SMITH found himself sprawling upon the floor. "Why, I do believe I have been asleep!" he exclaimed. And then he woke up in good earnest, and hurried off to the polling stations, and voted for the Moderate candidates. |
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