Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, April 23, 1892 by Various
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_Mephistopheles_ (_to a Picador_). This was the only thing I could get to go in. How do you think it suits me? _The Picador_ (_with candour_). Well, I must say, old fellow, you _do_ look a beast! [_Mephisto appears wounded._ _A Masker_ (_with his face painted brown, and in a costume of coloured paper decorated with small boxes and packets, to a Blue Domino_). You see what _I_ am, don't you? The Parcels Post! Had a _lot_ of trouble thinking it out. Look at my face, for instance, I made _that_ up, with string--marks and all, to look like a brown-paper parcel. _The Blue Domino_. Pity you haven't got something _inside_ it, isn't it? _The Parcels Post_ (_feebly_). Don't you be too sharp. And it really is a first-rate idea. All these parcels now--I suppose there must be fifty of 'em at least-- _The Blue Domino_. Are there? Well, I wish you'd go and get sorted somewhere else. I haven't time for it myself. _Sardonic Spectator_ (_pityingly--to a Masker in a violent perspiration, who represents Sindbad carrying the Old Man of the Sea_). 'Ow you _are_ worrying yourself to be sure! _A Polite Stranger_ (_accosting an Individual who is personifying the |
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