way of our methods of filling shells.

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[Illustration: A DEAD FROST.

PRESIDENT PYGMALION WILSON. "THE DURNED THING WON'T COME TO LIFE!"]

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[Illustration: "I SAY, SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY CAR!"

"DEAR ME! IT WAS A NEW ONE, WASN'T IT?"

"YES. BUT I DON'T MIND THE CAR; THERE WAS A TIN OF PETROL IN THE BACK."]

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OUR NEW ARMY OF WOMEN.

_From Adjutant to O.C. A Company._

Your return of trained Bombers not yet to hand. Please expedite.

(Did you see O.C. B Company's hat at church parade last Sunday? Isn't it
positively the outside edge?)

ELIZABETH TUDOR JONES,
_Mrs. and Adjutant._