found. I enclose my card and am,

Yours faithfully,
"WAR-WINNER."

Analysis of above--Reasons for thinking it perfect--Importance of
compliment to editors--Estimate of its probable result.

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[Illustration: THE FOOD CONTROLLER ADDS A NEW TERROR TO MATRIMONY.]

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Extremes.

"He spent 233 years in the 6th Dragoon Guards (Carbineers) and
commanded that famous regiment in the Boer War."--_Evening
Telegraph_ (_Dundee_).

"Sergeant ----, who is 2 years of age, is married, and has two
children."--_Same Paper, same date._

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"Mr. S.J. Rodrigo, Vidane Aratchy of Kotahena, who was bitten by a made
bog on Sunday, left for Coonoor last evening by the Talaimannar train
for treatment."--_Ceylon Independent._

But why make bogs if they are so dangerous?