_The Kaiser._ All right, all right. Who's talking?

_The King._ KING CONSTANTINE. I want a word with the KAISER.

_The Kaiser._ Ha, TINO, it's you, is it? Fire away.

_The King._ Is that you, WILLIE?

_The Kaiser._ Yes; what do you want? I haven't too much time.

_The King._ I say, the most awful thing has happened. The Allies have sent
me an Ultimatum.

_The Kaiser._ A what?

_The King._ An Ultimatum.

_The Kaiser._ I say, old man, you really must speak louder and more
plainly. I can't hear a word you say.

_The King._ The Allies have sent me an ULTIMATUM!! Did you hear that time?

_The Kaiser._ Yes, most of it.

_The King._ Well.

_The Kaiser._ Well.

_The King._ What do you think about it?