_The Major_ (_sings_). "AND WE DIDN'T CARE A BUTTON IF THE ODDS WERE ON THE
FOE TEN--TWENTY--THIRTY--FORTY--"

_Colonel_ (_roused from surreptitious snooze_). "AS YOU WERE!--NUMBER!"]

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Result of the Blockade.

Notice on a railway bookstall:--

"MEN AROUND THE KAISER.
MUCH REDUCED."

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"On the pier a man was arrested who declared excitedly that he was
Frederick Hohenzollern, the Kaiser's nephew, but he appeared quite
harmless."--_Daily News_.

Obviously an impostor.

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"The khaki-clad boys were as merry as a party of undergraduates
celebrating some joyous event at the college tuck-shop."--_Yorkshire
Herald_.

What memories of the Junior Common Room are recalled by this artless