Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892 by Various
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page 21 of 34 (61%)
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_Grand Old Jockey_ (_aloud_). Well, ARTHUR my lad, in the saddle
again! Is _that_ your crack mount? _Rising Young Jockey._ The identical one, WILL. _Grand Old Jockey._ Dear, dear, what a pity! It quite gives me pain To see you so wasted. _Rising Young Jockey._ That's only your fun, WILL. _Grand Old Jockey._ Nay, nay, not at all! Don't think much of his points. He's not bred like a true-blood, nor built like a winner. Not well put together, so coarse in his joints, In fact--only fit for a hunting-pack's dinner! _Rising Young Jockey_ (_laughing_). Oh! "Cat's-meat!" is your cry, is it, WILLIAM? Well, well! We shall see about that when the winning-post's handy. _Grand Old Jockey._ _You_ won't, my brave boy; that a novice could tell. You'll be left in the ruck at the end, my young dandy, _Rising Young Jockey._ Perhaps! Still the pencillers haven't,--as yet-- Quite knocked the nag out with their furious fever Of hot opposition. Some cool ones still bet On his chance of a win. |
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