Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 4, 1892 by Various
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page 6 of 34 (17%)
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"_The Campaign against the Jebus. Gallant Advance of the British._" Dear old Mrs. RAM wants to know "who is commanding the British forces in the campaign against the Jebus" (which she spells "Gibus")? _Mr. Punch_ is glad to inform his estimable correspondent that the principal officers commanding in the Gibus Campaign are Generals WIDE-AWAKE, BILLICOCK, JIMCROW, POTT, and BELTOPPER. Their strategical movements are worthy of the First Nap. * * * * * CONSIDERATE.--Arrangements are to be made for all Standing Committees in future to sit at certain hours. "For this relief, much thanks," as WILLIAM SHAKSPEARE, M.P., observed. * * * * * [Illustration: RECIPROCAL. _Sporting Gentleman._ "WELL, SIR, I'M VERY PLEASED TO HAVE MADE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, AND HAD THE OPPORTUNITY OF HEARING A CHURCHMAN'S VIEWS ON THE QUESTION OF TITHES. OF COURSE, AS A COUNTRY LANDOWNER, I'M INTERESTED IN CHURCH MATTERS, AND--" _The Parson._ "QUITE SO--DELIGHTED, I'M SURE. ER--BY THE BYE, COULD YOU TELL ME _WHAT'S WON TO-DAY_?"] * * * * * |
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