Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, May 21, 1892 by Various
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page 22 of 40 (55%)
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If they knew that this nag couldn't win the big race,
Or was not meant to run, then their course would be clear. [_Espies_ Stranger _approaching._ Hillo! Not too near, ARTHUR! (_Aside._) Whom have we _here_? _Polite Stranger_ (_insinuatingly_). Beg pardon, my Lord! A bit out of my track. Missed my way. But--ahem!--is that really the "crack"? Why, he _looks_ cherry ripe--at a distance. I've heard All sorts of reports--gossips _are_ so absurd! But--_would_ you mind telling me--_has_ the Great Horse Been really--got at? _Entre nous_, mind!-- _Noble Owner_ (_drily_). Of course! _Dissolution's_ shy backers would much like to know. But--_tell them who sent you to ask--it's no go!_ [_Exit, leaving_ Polite Stranger _planté là._ * * * * * A LAY SERMON. (SUGGESTED BY CERTAIN RECENT MANIFESTATIONS OF THE NONCONFORMIST CONSCIENCE.) Thou shalt not steal! That's a command Which grips us with an iron hand; |
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