Second Plays by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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DENNIS (selfishly, I'm afraid). Bags I all the presents. (Of course, the others aren't going to have that. They all say so together.) ROSEMARY (above the turmoil). James, I _must_ have silence. JAMES. Silence, all! ROSEMARY. Thank you. . . . You will be interested to hear that I have decided to have a Fairy Story _and_ a Desert Island _and_ a Father Christmas. ALL. Good! (Or words to that effect) ROSEMARY (biting her pen). I shall begin with the Fairy Story. (There is an anxious silence. None of them has ever seen anybody writing a play before. How does one do it? Alas, ROSEMARY herself doesn't know. She appeals to JAMES.) James, how _do_ you begin a play? I mean when you've _got_ the title. JAMES (a man of genius). Well, Miss Rosemary, seeing that it's to be called "Make-Believe," why not make-believe as it's written already? ROSEMARY. What a good idea, James! JAMES. All that is necessary is for the company to think very hard of what they want, and--there we are! Saves all the bother of writing and |
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