Second Plays by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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_Enter the RED PRINCE_.
QUEEN (with not nearly so much conviction). Could you spare a crust of bread, sir, for a poor hungry old woman? RED PRINCE. A crust of bread, madam? Certainly. As luck will have it, I have a crust on me. My last one, but--your need is greater than mine. Eat, I pray. QUEEN. Th-thank you, sir. RED PRINCE. Not at all. Come, eat. Let me have the pleasure of seeing you eating. QUEEN. M-might I take it home with me, pretty gentleman? RED PRINCE (firmly). No, no. I must see you eating. Come! I will take no denial. QUEEN. Th-thank you, sir. (Hopefully) Won't you share it with me? RED PRINCE. No, I insist on your having it all. I am in the mood to be generous. Oblige me by eating it now for I am in a hurry; yet I will not go until you have eaten. (She does her best.) You eat but slowly. (Sternly) Did you deceive me when you said you were hungry? QUEEN. N-no. I'm very hungry. (She eats) RED PRINCE. That's better. Now understand--however poor I am, I can always find a crust of bread for an old woman. Always! Remember this |
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