Second Plays by A. A. (Alan Alexander) Milne
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OLIVER. Hallo, Jill. Gone off with Dearly Belovéd. Her momentary
absence from the room should make no difference to your zeal, my dear Geraldine. And what are we studying this morning, dear child? (To himself) It was a summer evening, Old Kaspar's work was done. JILL (giggling). Is that Pin? OLIVER. Pin and Dearly Belovéd between them. She's a bit batey this morning. JILL (at her desk). And all my sums have done themselves wrong. (Hard at it with paper and pencil) What's nine times seven, Oliver? OLIVER. Fifty-six. Old Kaspar's work was done. Jolly well wish mine was. And he before his cottage door. Fat lot of good my learning this stuff if I'm going to be a sailor. I bet Beatty didn't mind what happened to rotten old Kaspar when he saw a German submarine. JILL. Six and carry five. Aunt Jane has sent for the doctor to look at my chest. OLIVER. What's the matter with your chest? JILL. I blew my nose rather loud at prayers this morning. OLIVER. I say, Jill, you _are_ going it! JILL. It wasn't my fault, Oliver. Aunt Jane turned over two pages at once and made me laugh, so I had to turn it into a blow. |
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