The Altar Steps by Compton MacKenzie
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"To die," said the Missioner reproachfully. "To die," the class complacently echoed. "And now what is the perambulator?" This was a puzzle, but at last somebody tried: "The Body and Blood of Our Lord, Jesus Christ." "No, no. The perambulator is our Mission here in Lima Street. The old perambulator is the Church where we are sitting at Mass and the new perambulator is--" "The new church," two children answered simultaneously. "Quite right. And now, who is the nursemaid? The nursemaid is the Bishop of London. You remember that last Sunday we talked about bishops. What is a bishop?" "A high-priest." "Well, that is not a bad answer, but don't you remember we said that bishop meant 'overseer,' and you all know what an overseer is. Any of your fathers who go out to work will tell you that. So the Bishop like the nursemaid in my parable thought he knew better what clothes the baby ought to wear in the new perambulator, that is to say what services we ought to have in the new St. Wilfred's. And as God is far away and we can only speak to Him by prayer, I have asked Him what I ought to do, |
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