The Altar Steps by Compton MacKenzie
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"There isn't no priest to Nancepean. Only Passon Trehawke."
"My grandfather's name is Trehawke." "Is it, by gosh? Well, why for do 'ee call him a priest? He isn't a priest." "Yes, he is." "I say he isn't then. A parson isn't a priest. When I'm grown up I'm going to be a minister. What are you going to be?" Mark had for some time past intended to be a keeper at the Zoological Gardens, but after his adventure with the wild beast in the thicket and this encounter with the self-confident Cass Dale he decided that he would not be a keeper but a parson. He informed Cass of his intention. "Well, if you're a parson and I'm a minister," said Cass, "I'll bet everyone comes to listen to me preaching and none of 'em don't go to hear you." "I wouldn't care if they didn't," Mark affirmed. "You wouldn't care if you had to preach to a parcel of empty chairs and benches?" exclaimed Cass. "St. Francis preached to the trees," said Mark. "And St. Anthony preached to the fishes." "They must have been a couple of loonies." |
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