"Delegate, indeed! most in-delegate _I_ call it."

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INHARMONIOUS COLOURS.--"It is understood," observes the _Observer_,
"that Mrs. BROWNE-POTTER and Mr. BELLEW part company." Evidently
BROWNE and B(EL)LEW don't go well together. Even the Potter's Art
cannot effect a successful blend.

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A "DEGREE BETTER."--Why should not a bankrupt who has successfully
passed his examination be granted a degree, and add "C.B."
("Certificated Bankrupt") to his name?

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[Illustration: "WHEN GREEK MEETS GREEK."]

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[Illustration: WILD WEST KENSINGTON.

OUR LITTLE FRIEND, TREMLOW, WHOSE DAILY WALK TO THE CITY LEADS PAST
THE HORTICULTURAL EXHIBITION, IS NOT A BELIEVER IN THE IMPORTATION OF
THE RED VARIETY OF FOREIGN EXOTICS.]

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SLY OLD SOCRATES!