Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 25, 1892 by Various
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with your Eight Hours' Bill? _Prodigiously! Your strong personality,
would push forward even a worse thing._ How near are you to unanimity? _As near as considerable difference of opinion will allow us to come._ Is an unascertained minority to coerce an unwilling majority? _Our Council has not discussed that?_ Do you know the relative proportions of majority and majority in organised and unorganised trades; how their respective opinions are to be ascertained, and, if ascertained, how legally enforced; if, and how, two millions and a half are to commit eleven millions to certain binding laws, and involve them in legal consequences? _No! Yes! Hardly! Not quite! More or less! Well, we're not quite sure, &c., &c._ _Socrates_ (_smiling_). Now, tell me, THRASYMACHUS, is _this_ the "harmony, or, as it were, unity of action," on which only, as we agreed, we could found "the principle of permanency in a state or community?" _Thrasymachus-Shiptonides_ (_hurriedly_). Well, what you say, SOCRATES, is very nice, and clear, and logical, and conclusive, in an argumentative sense, and your attitude is very noble and high-and-mighty--I mean highminded and all that. And we're _very_ grateful--but deeply disappointed that you couldn't say something quite different--_in view of the General Election, you know!_ (_Meaningly._) _Socrates_ (_mildly, but firmly_). It is not my political duty to say pleasant things all round, but to ascertain--and tell--the Truth. _All_ (_deferentially_). Well, we are all _tremendously_ thankful! (_aside_) for small mercies! Logic scores in argument, but votes tell |
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