Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, April 11, 1917 by Various
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_Janet_ (_as before_). He's had a play taken by the Sad Sundays Society.
_Bully_. Great Powers, a repertory dramatist! And I've insulted him!--me, a town councillor. (_He has grown white to the lips; this is not easy, but can be managed._) There'll be a play about me--about us, this house-- everything. But (_passionately_) I'll thwart him yet. Janet, my girl, do thee write at once and say that I withdraw my opposition to the engagement. _Janet_ (_dully_). But I don't want the man. _Bully_, (_hectoring_). Am I your feyther or am I not? I tell you you shall marry him. And what's more, he shan't find us what he looks for. No, no (_with rising agitation_), he thinks that because I'm a town councillor I'm to be made game of, does he? Well, I'll learn him different! (_Glaring round_) This room--it's got to be changed. And you (_to_ Janet) put on a short frock, something lively and up-to-date--d' ye hear? At once! _Mrs. B._ (_as_ Janet _only stares without moving_). Well, I never. _Bully_. And let's have some books about the place--BERNARD SHAW-- _Janet_ (_icily_). He's a back number now, feyther. _Bully_. Well, whoever's the latest. Then you must go to plays and dances, lots of dances. (_Struck with an idea_) Where's David? [_As he speaks_ David _enters, a tall ungainly youth with spectacles and a projecting brow._ _David_. Here I yam, feyther. |
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