Lady ----'s Teeth Society, Ltd.--Gas 2s., teeth at hospital prices,
weekly if desired."--_Daily Paper_.

We are not told under which category Lady ----'s dentures come, but venture
to point out that in these days no one should make a pet of them.

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MAXIMS OF THE MONTHS.

(_Composed during the recent Spring snowstorm._)

From January's start to close
It rains or hails or sleets or snows.

For atmospherical vagaries
The palm perhaps is February's.

To say March exits like a lamb
Is Falsehood's very grandest slam.

April may smile in Patagonia,
But here it always breeds pneumonia.

May, alternating sun and blizzard,
Plays havoc with the stoutest gizzard.

No part of England is immune
From frost and thunder-storms in June.