The Toys of Peace, and other papers by Saki
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would be, if any thing, rather a larger party than before.
"I'm so sorry I can't join this winter," said Reggie's sister-in-law, "but we must go to our cousins in Ireland; we've put them off so often. What a shame! You'll have none of the same women this time." "Excepting Mrs. Pentherby," said Reggie, demurely. "Mrs. Pentherby! _Surely_, Reggie, you're not going to be so idiotic as to have that woman again! She'll set all the women's backs up just as she did this time. What _is_ this mysterious hold she's go over you?" "She's invaluable," said Reggie; "she's my official quarreller." "Your--what did you say?" gasped his sister-in-law. "I introduced her into the house-party for the express purpose of concentrating the feuds and quarrelling that would otherwise have broken out in all directions among the womenkind. I didn't need the advice and warning of sundry friends to foresee that we shouldn't get through six months of close companionship without a certain amount of pecking and sparring, so I thought the best thing was to localise and sterilise it in one process. Of course, I made it well worth the lady's while, and as she didn't know any of you from Adam, and you don't even know her real name, she didn't mind getting herself disliked in a useful cause." "You mean to say she was in the know all the time?" "Of course she was, and so were one or two of the men, so she was able to have a good laugh with us behind the scenes when she'd done anything |
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