hanging out of their mouths and the six-course look in their eyes. If I
were to breathe the word 'lunch' they would hustle me into a taxi and
scream 'Ritz' or 'Dieudonne's' to the driver before I knew what was
happening."

"All the same, I think you ought to ask them to a meal of some sort,"
persisted Sir James.

"I consider that showing hospitality to the Smithly-Dubbs is carrying
Free Food principles to a regrettable extreme," said Lady Drakmanton;
"I've entertained the Joneses and the Browns and the Snapheimers and the
Lubrikoffs, and heaps of others whose names I forget, but I don't see why
I should inflict the society of the Misses Smithly-Dubb on myself for a
solid hour. Imagine it, sixty minutes, more or less, of unrelenting
gobble and gabble. Why can't _you_ take them on, Milly?" she asked,
turning hopefully to her sister.

"I don't know them," said Milly hastily.

"All the better; you can pass yourself off as me. People say that we are
so alike that they can hardly tell us apart, and I've only spoken to
these tiresome young women about twice in my life, at committee-rooms,
and bowed to them in the club. Any of the club page-boys will point them
out to you; they're always to be found lolling about the hall just before
lunch-time."

"My dear Betty, don't be absurd," protested Milly; "I've got some people
lunching with me at the Carlton to-morrow, and I'm leaving Town the day
afterwards."