A Parody Outline of History by Donald Ogden Stewart
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Night. She lay sleepless on her bed. She heard the outside door open; Kennicott returning from prayer meeting. He sat down on the bed and began pulling off his boots. She knew that the left boot would stick. She knew exactly what he would say and how long it would take him to get it off. She rolled over in bed, a tactical movement which left no blanket for her husband. "You weren't at prayer meeting," he said. "I had a headache," she lied. He expressed no sympathy. "Miles Standish was telling me what you did today at the meeting of the Jolly Seventeen." He had got the boot off at last; he lay down beside her and pulled all the blankets off her onto himself. "That was kind of Miles." She jerked at the covers but he held them tight. "What charming story did he tell this time?" "Now look here, Prissie--Miles Standish isn't given to fabrication. He said you told the Jolly Seventeen that next Thanksgiving they ought to give a dance instead of an all-day prayer service." |
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