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[Illustration: _Apollo._ "I NEVER SAID NOTHING TO 'ER--DID I?"

_Neptune._ "NO. BUT YOU WAS TRYIN' ON ONE OF YER FASCINATIN' LOOKS."]

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[Illustration: ECHOES FROM JUTLAND.

_Wine Steward (acting as one of Ammunition Supply Party)._ "WILL YOU TAKE
LYDDITE OR SHRAPNEL, SIR?"]

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[Illustration: SNOOKER POOL AFLOAT.

_Commander (as the black he has tried to pot threatens to touch the port
cushion)._ "LIST HER TO STARBOARD!"]

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[Illustration: THE "DAMNÉD SPOT."]

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[Illustration: "YOU OUGHT REALLY TO MANAGE TO GET BLOWN TO BITS SOMEHOW,
NOBBY. YOU'D MAKE A CHAMPION JIG-SAW PUZZLE."]