Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 30, 1892 by Various
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page 37 of 43 (86%)
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_Mr. G._ (_more in sorrow than in anger_). There it _is_, yer see. Yer
afraid. Afraid o' 'earing the truth. Carn't trust yerself to listen to both sides. But I don't despair of yer yet. See 'ere; is it 'Ome Rule that separates us? 'Cos, if so, it needn't. QUELCH don't care no more for 'Ome Rule than that 'ere penwiper do, between you and me! On'y, yer see, he carn't _say_ so at present, d'yer ketch my meanin'? (Lady N. _rings the bell in despair_.) Oh, thankee, Mum, if you _are_ so kind, I'll take whatever yer goin' to 'ave yerself, _I_ ain't partickler. [Illustration: NEW FACES IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS. (_According to the Portraits that have appeared in the Illustrated Papers._)] _Lady N._ (_as the Butler appears_). CLARKSON, show this--this gentleman the way out. _Mr. G._ Don't you trouble, old pal, I can find it for myself. (_To_ Lady N.) I b'lieve, if the truth was known, you're comin' round already, Mum. I'll tell yer what I'll do. I'll leave some o' these 'ere little pamphlicks, as you might git your good man to run his eye over. "_Why_ I am a Radikil," "The Infamy of Tory Gov'ment," "'Ow we are Robbed!" &c. And 'ere's a picter-poster--"The 'Orrers of Coercion under the Brutal BALFOUR!" Yer might put it up in yer front winder--it don't _commit_ yer to nothing, yer know!--it'll amuse the kids, if you've any family. _Clarkson_ (_in his ear_). Will you walk downstairs quietly, or shall I have to pitch you? |
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