Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 30, 1892 by Various
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inside their stuccoed palace again.
_Chorus of Those who were at the Party._ Same here! [_Pause._ _Capt. O._ (_lighting cigar by candle_). By the way, JACK, did old CRAM. ask you to Scotland for the 12th? _Jack._ Yes. _Capt. O._ So he did me. Shall you go? _Jack._ It depends--I think so--if I don't get anything better. I'm told it's a wonderful shoot. They pulled down over a thousand birds the first day, last year. _Capt. O._ Does old CRAMMERLY shoot? _Jack._ Oh dear no! He's as blind as a bat. He only rents it for his friends. _Capt. O._ (_greatly relieved_). That's good news, for he's a terrible bore. He'd be a shocking nuisance on the Moors. I must say, I can't stand _him_ at any price. _Jack._ No, nor any of the family, for the matter of that. Well, ta, ta! Perhaps we shall meet there. I'm off to the Empire, to join some friends who've got a box. [_Exit to enjoy further hospitality._ |
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