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IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.

A gentleman of the name of Stuckey has discovered a new filtering process,
by which "a stream from a most impure source may be rendered perfectly
translucent and fit for all purposes." In the name of our rights and
liberties! in the name of Judy and our country! we call upon the proper
authorities to have this invaluable apparatus erected in the lobby of the
House of Commons, and so, by compelling every member to submit to the
operation of filtration, cleanse the house from its present accumulation of
corruption, though we defy Stuckey himself to give it _brightness_.

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A THING UNFIT TO A(P)PEAR.

New honours heaped on _roué_ Segrave's name!
A cuckold's horn is then the trump of fame.

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FINE ARTS.

EXTERNAL EXHIBITIONS.