Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, August 28, 1841 by Various
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I will now proceed to make extracts from our general diary, merely premising that our only attendant was an asthmatic individual named Peter. _Dec. 2, 1808._--Peter reported stock--eight coats, eight waistcoats, eight pairs of trousers, two ounces of coffee, half a quartern loaf, and a ha'p'orth of milk. The eight waistcoats required for dinner. Peter ordered to pop accordingly--proceeds 7s. 6d. Invested in a small leg of mutton and half-and-half. _Dec. 3._--Peter reported stock--coats _idem_, trousers _idem_--a mutton bone--rent due--a coat and a pair of trousers ordered for immediate necessities--lots drawn--Jones the victim. Moved the court to grant him his trousers, as his coat was lined with silk, which would furnish the trimmings--rejected. Peter popped the suit, and Jones went to bed. All signed an undertaking to redeem Jones with the first remittance from the country. Proceeds 40s. Paid rent, and dined on à-la-mode beef and potatoes--beer limited to one quart. Peter hinted at wages, and was remonstrated with on the folly and cruelty of his conduct. _Dec. 4._--Peter reported stock--seven coats, seven pairs of trousers, and a gentleman in bed. Washerwoman called--gave notice of detaining linen unless settled with--two coats and one pair of trousers ordered for consumption. Lots drawn--Smith the victim for coat and trousers--Brown for the continuations only. Smith retired to bed--Brown obtained permission to sit in a blanket. Proceeds of the above, 38s.--both pairs of trousers having been reseated. Jones very violent, declaring it an imposition, and that every gentleman who had been |
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