Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, September 25, 1841 by Various
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_Father Frank._--And didn't I do my best to get dacent matches for all
your little girls? I And didn't I get good wives for all the well-behaved boys in my parish?--Why don't you spake up, Mick Donovan? _Mick._--You did, your Rivirence. _Father Frank._--Well, that's settled:--but then St. Pether will say--"Father Frank," says he, "you're a proper man; but how did your flock behave to you--did they pay you your dues regularly?" Ah! good Christians, how shall I answer _that_ question? Put it in my power to say something good of you: don't be ashamed to come up and pay your priest's dues. Come,--make a lane there, and let ye all come up with conthrite hearts and open hands. Tim Delaney!--make way for Tim:--how much will you give, Tim? _Tim._--I'll not be worse than another, your Riverence. I'll give a crown. _Father Frank._--Thank you, Timothy: the dacent drop is in you. Keep a lane, there!--any of ye that hasn't a crown, or half-a-crown, don't be bashful of coming up with your _hog_ or your _testher_.[6] [6] A _shilling_ or a _sixpence_. And thus Father Frank went on encouraging and wheedling his flock to pay up his dues, until he had gone through his entire congregation, when I left the chapel, highly amused at the characteristic scene I had witnessed. X. * * * * * |
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