Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 6, 1841, by Various
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contents, he spread the sheet of paper carefully out, re-wiped his
spectacles, and again commenced the former all-engrossing subject. "Tom, my boy, you are all right, and this will do for you. Here's a letter from your uncle Ticket." I nodded in silence. "Yes, sir," continued my father, with increasing emphasis and peculiar dignity, "Ticket--the great Ticket--the greatest"-- "Pawnbroker in London," said I, finishing the sentence. "Yes, sir, he is; and what of that?" "Nothing further; I don't much like the trade, but"-- "But he's your uncle, sir. It's a glorious money-making business. He offers to take you as an apprentice. Nancy, my love, pack up this lad's things, and start him off by the mail to-morrow. Go to bed, Tom." So the die was cast! The mail was punctual; and I was duly delivered to Ticket--the great Ticket--my maternal, and everybody else's undefinable, uncle. Duly equipped in glazed calico sleeves, and ditto apron, I took my place behind the counter. But as it was discovered that I had a peculiar _penchant_ for giving ten shillings in exchange for gilt sixpences, and encouraging all sorts of smashing by receiving counterfeit crowns, half-crowns, and shillings, I received a box on the ear, and a positive command to confine myself to the up-stairs, or "top-of-the-spout department" for the future. Here my chief duties were to deposit such |
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