Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 20, 1841 by Various
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Looks round about among the pretty faces,
Nor for a moment doubts they may be had For asking; and if any of them "nay" says, He has his remedy as soon as said-- For, when the bridegrooms disapprove what they do, They teach them manners with the bastinado. Near Te-pott's palace lived an old Chinese-- About as poor a man as could be known In lands where guardians leave them to their ease, Nor pen the poor up in bastilles of stone: He got a livelihood by picking teas; And of possessions worldly had but one-- But one--the which, the reader must be told, Was a fair daughter seventeen years old. She was a lovely little girl, and one To charm the wits of both the high and _the_ low; And Te-pott's ancient heart was lost and won In less time than 'twould take my pen to tell how: So, as he was quite an experienced son- In-law, and, too, a very wily fellow, To make Hy-son his friend was no hard matter, I Ween, with that specific for parents--flattery. But, when they two had settled all between Themselves, and Te-pott thought that he had caught her, He found how premature his hopes had been Without the approbation of the daughter-- Who talk'd with voice so loud and wit so keen, |
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