Or Lakes, or that Switzerland English, Hind Head,
Or the thousand monotonies known as "The Seaside"--
Ask not whither my fugitive footsteps are led.

For whatever the place, it is ever the same thing;
Poor Paterfamilias always must suffer.
A dyspeptic, a costly, a lame and a tame thing
Is Holiday-time for a family buffer.

Yes! I'm off for my holiday--where I won't mention;
They are pulling the blinds of my drawing-room down:
But next year--if I live--it's my solemn intention
_To stay, upon business, en garçon, in Town_.

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FAIR PROSPECTS OF FINE WEATHER.--No rain on St. Swithin's, and last
week the County of Inverness discarded its MACKINTOSH.

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