way-bill."--_Daily Paper_.

A poor substitute if he was looking for the bill-of-fare.

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From an Egyptian picture-palace programme:--

"Sensationing. Dramatic.
MARINKA'S HEART.
Great drama, in 3 parts, of a poignancy interest,
assisting with anguish at the terrible
peripeties of a Young Girl, falling in hand, of
Bohemian bandits.
Pictures of this film are celicious, being taken
at fir trees and mountan's of the Alpes.--
Great success.
Comic. Silly laughter."

The translator of the French original was probably justified in his
rendering of "_fou rire_."

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PROTESTS OF AN AMMUNITION MULE.

[Illustration: _Mule._ "WHAT ON EARTH'S HE STOPPING FOR?]

[Illustration: OH--GET A MOVE ON!]