Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, July 9, 1892 by Various
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page 24 of 41 (58%)
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Have a _répertoire_ that half attracts, half scares.
He's aware it will need _nous_ To make choice. Meanwhile the House, Is "Closed for Alterations and Repairs." They may cheer, &c. Much money must be spent Ere the public is content. Says the Manager, "By Jingo, I'm perplext. Shall I keep on SALISBUREE, Or engage old W.G., And what's the piece that I shall put on next? Well, no more need be said, Till July has fully sped And August brings the Autumn Season's cares, Then we'll learn the cast and play-- 'Tis sufficient for to-day That we've 'Closed for Alterations and Repairs.' "They may cheer the Old Man hearty, Brave BALFOUR, mild MCCARTHY, This, that, or t'other party, As it pleases 'em to do. Their noise half drives me crazy, The future's rather hazy, But interest strong, I trust, ere long, Will crowd my House anew!" |
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