ALL. Piano?


JUNIOR. Why, yes, Oh I never thought that you wouldn't know that.
There's a piano.


(_The following passage can be omitted if a piano is not convenient_.)


(_They go over looking curiously at it. The_ WIFE _touches the keys by
accident_. ALL _jump at the sound._)


JUNIOR. What do you want to sing?


PRIORESS. (_slightly affected_)
Alas, I cannot sing without my notes.


WIFE. Surely that is a line each reader quotes!


JUNIOR. Do you know the _Yama-Yama Girl_? (_substitute any popular
song_)