FRESHMAN. A party? What do they have to eat?


SOPHOMORE. They're not likely to have anything this year. If I had known
that last Thanksgiving I would have eaten twice as much. I haven't
anything to be thankful for.


FRESHMAN. But you passed in History. Why don't you tell the Seniors what
they ought to do?


SOPHOMORE. Sh--here comes one of them. (_rises and goes to meet_ SENIOR)


(_Enter_ SENIOR, _tired out, she sits down with a great sigh of relief._)


FRESHMAN and SOPHOMORE. What's the matter?


SENIOR. Matter? Why, I'm half dead thinking.


SOPHOMORE. (_giggles_) Thinking!


SENIOR. Say, did you ever hear the word Sophomoric? (_severely_)