Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 20, 1892 by Various
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_Mr. S._ (_halting in front of them_). You two seem 'ighly amused at
something. What's the joke? _Second Girl_ (_as the first is compelled to bury her face behind her friend's back_). Don't you be too curious. I'll tell you this much--at _your_ expense! _Mr. S._ Oh, is it? Then you might let Me 'ave a a'porth! _First Girl_. BELLA, if you tell him, I'll never speak to you again. [_As there is nothing particular to tell, Miss BELLA preserves the secret._ _Mr. S._ (_reconnoitring his rear suspiciously_). There's nothing pinned on to my coat-tails, is there? (_Renewed mirth from the couple_.) Well, I see you're occupied--so, good evenin'. [_Walks on, with offended dignity._ _Second Girl_. There! I _knew_ how it would be--he's gone off in a huff now! _First Girl_. Let him! He ought to know better than take offence at nothing. And such a ridic'lous little object as he's looking, too! What else can he _expect_, I'd like to know!... Don't you feel it chilly, sitting still? _Second Girl_ (_rising with alacrity_). I was just thinking. Suppose we take a turn--the _other_ way round, or he might think-- |
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