Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 20, 1892 by Various
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page 15 of 43 (34%)
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_The Confidante_. Well, I wouldn't lose heart--with the moon drawin'
on to the full, as it is! _A Seaside Siren_ (_conscious of a dazzling complexion--to a suburban Ulysses_). I wish I could get brown--I think it's so awfully becoming--but I never can! _Ulysses_. Some people _are_ like that. On'y turn _red_, you know, specially the nose--catches 'em _there_, y'know! _The Siren_. I'm obliged to you, I'm sure! Is that meant to be personal? _Ulysses_. Oh, I wasn't thinking of _you_ when I said that. _The Siren_. You're very complimentary. But do tell me--am _I_ like that? (_She presents her face for his inspection_.) Candidly, now. _Ulysses_ (_conscientiously_). Well, I don't notice anything particular--but, you see, colours don't show up by moonlight. [_The Siren coldly intimates that her Mother will be waiting supper for them._ _An Habitué_. Some people will tell yer, now, that Margit's _vulgar_. They must be precious 'ard to please, that's all! I'm as partickler as what most are, and I can assure yer if there was anythink o' _that_ sort about, I shouldn't come down 'ere reglar, season after season, like I do! |
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