Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 27, 1892 by Various
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_Second Mem._ About nine millions, but that has nothing to do with it.
_Em. S._ With it! Do with what? _First Mem. of Dep._ Why, what we require, Right Hon. Sir--what we require! _Em. S._ (_amiably_). And that is--? _First Mem. of Dep._ (_triumphantly_). Oh, you must tell us that! It is not our place, but yours--see? _Em. S._ Not exactly. But will you not join me? (_Offers cigarettes._) And now let us get at the heart of the question. Who is to do your work for you? _First Mem. of Dep._ (_puffing at the tobacco_). Don't you think that could be done by the Government? _Em. S._ _I_ don't know. I am delighted to see you, because it is with your assistance that I propose mastering the details of the matter. But you really must help me. _Second Mem. of Dep._ (_taken aback_). But, I say, Sir, is this quite fair? We are accustomed to put up someone such as he (_pointing to the_ Fussy M.P.), and leave it to him to do all the talking. _Em. S._ Yes, I know the old-fashioned plan; but I prefer the new. Pray go on. How will you get your work done gratuitously? |
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