Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, August 27, 1892 by Various
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But the Victory Percession wos proper, and so was the All Frisky _feet_, And the way as they worked the gondolers, them streaky-legged chaps, wos a treat. But the best o' the barney came arter. I took a gondoler, old man, Sort o' wobbly black coffin afloat, and perpelled on the rummiest plan With one oar and a kind of notched post. But a dressy young party in pink 'Ad a seat in my ship, and seemed skeery. _I_ cheered 'er up--wot do _you_ think? "No danger," sez I, "not a mossel! Now is there, old lollipop-legs? Sit 'ere, Miss, and trim the old barky! Go gently now, young 'Am-and-Eggs! 'Ow much for yer mustard-striped kicksies? Way-oh! Wy, you nearly run down The Ryhalto that time, you young josser. Look hout, Miss, he'll crack your sweet crown!" _Larf_, CHARLIE? She did a fair chortle. I _'ave_ sech a way with the shes. We 'ad six sixpennorths together--I tell you 'twos go-as-you-please! Modern Venice, took out of a toy-box, with palaces fourteen foot 'igh. And Bridges o' Sighs cut in pasteboard, is larks all the same, and no fly. |
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